
Gigayacht
Ryan is enormously wealthy. His parents probably bought bitcoin when it was cheap. He's definitely got a trust fund and spends his days in immense luxury... but despite his opulent origins, he is a friend to all! Ryan is a good hearted penguin, although he can be a bit out-of-touch.
Ryan's Hobbies
Ryan plays piano, basketball, makes sandwiches, and hangs out with his buddies in his abundant free time.
Blue Horse
Ryan has a vision of adventuring somewhere on a horse while eating a sabich sandwich and suddenly becomes enlightened. He realizes that his true calling in life is to travel everywhere around the world and change hearts and minds using his favorite food: sandwiches.
Tromsoe
Ryan begins his journey in Tromsoe, Norway, where he has a winter cabin. Forswearing his former life of meaningless partying, he sets out with a delicious falafel sandwich and begins his new nomadic life.
Narvik
Ryan enjoys a bagel sandwich while climbing a snow covered mountain in Narvik, Norway.
Glitched to Kalamint!
Suddenly, the wind is blowing and Ryan blows out of Narvik and lands at Kalamint!
SSW...
Ryan hears a strange sound and meets a new friend!
Sailing to Opensea
Ryan escapes from screensaver.world and travels to the Mississippi River, where he meets his family, a special species of Mississippi River penguin, the crypto cryptids. He gets baptized and enjoys a buffalo chicken sub.
glitching through LSD airport
Ryan arrives at an airport, preparing to leave St. Louis, but he is suddenly glitched and loses his way!
Dancing in Portugal
Ryan finds some musicians after enjoying a bakery trip and plays music and dances with Ricotta!
Arrival in Portugal
Ryan touches down at Versum, finding himself in Portugal with a tiny stowaway in his bag!

Ricotta's Symposium
Ricotta is off to lecture... she'll see Ryan again soon!
Ryan at the
Petiscaria
Ryan enjoys a trip to a petiscaria, alone!




Ryan dreaming in 8x8
Late at night, Ryan thinks of Ricotta and drifts off into 8 bit sleep... finds himself transported to a castle where he finds what he is longing for...













